Sunday, November 6, 2011

"One"

When he walked in, I could not believe it. He looked exactly like Jack Palance. To be more exact, like Jack Palance as Curly from "City Slickers." Everything: the clothes, the leathery skin, just everything. He even kind of talked like him.

He got himself "comfortable" (which is code for naked,as  I'm sure y'all know), and I could not believe his physique! This guy was about 70 years old and was in incredible shape. I said to him, "has anybody ever told you that you look exactly like Jack Palance?" He, naked as a jaybird, dropped to the floor, puts his right arm behind his back, and proceeded to do one-armed push ups!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

And, yes, I'm old enough to remember Jack Palance doing one-armed push-ups at the Academy Awards. I laughed so hard, I started crying. This guy was awesome. Possibly my favorite client so far.