Thursday, September 5, 2013

Some hero...

A couple of years ago a would-be client tried to pay me with $100 bills that my handy-dandy counterfeit detector pen revealed as fake. He acted embarrassed, swore he didn't know, blamed some guy who bought his car that morning, apologized and left. I wasn't angry; I actually felt bad for the guy.

Wasted pity as it turns out.

A few days later I received an email from another provider in the area warning everyone that a guy (going by the same name) had just given her counterfeit money. Only she wasn't quite as cynical as me and therefore didn't have a handy-dandy counterfeit detector pen. She had to find out from the bank teller when she tried to deposit the cash into her account directly AFTER she had given him services.


He KNEW the money was fake and, as it turns out, had screwed over at least two providers that I know of and probably countless small business owners. We each tried calling him but he never answered and a couple of days later the phone was disconnected.

Flash forward to just a few weeks ago, I'm watching the news and whose picture do I see? Yes, Mr. John Q. "I'm so pathetic I pay for pussy with fake money." Unfortunately the picture wasn't his mug-shot. It was his military portrait. He had been killed in the line of duty.

Usually I feel sad when soldiers are killed, but in this particular case, I'm just more disappointed to find out that an active service member did such a thing. And yes, apparently he was enlisted and active at the time that he paid for pussy with money he knew to be counterfeit.

But he's a hero, right? I mean, am I even allowed to post about this?

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Keep it brief, please!

I'm talking about phone calls. Don't keep your escort on the phone longer than 5 minutes before setting up your appointment!

Why, you ask?

1. Because it's rude and inconsiderate. She may be polite, but probably has other things that need tending to so don't waste her time.

2. Typically, the more the caller yaps on and on, the more questions they ask, the more likely they are full of SHIT. It's true. When I used to answer the phone for an escort service, I was told to hang up on men who asked too many questions. If you're serious, you'll just set up the appointment already.

3. What if she has limited minutes on her cell phone and you're burning them up just because you're bored or too scared to seal the deal?

4. Just trust me, it's not appreciated.

Not exactly the best post to return with after a long hiatus, but after dealing with several long-winded, full-of-shit men today, this is what's on my mind!

Thursday, March 28, 2013


This blog will be available to read, but will be on hiatus for probably a very long time.

A friend of mine from the business was going to take over for me, but then decided she'd rather not and I don't have the time or motivation to continue right now.

I'll probably log on once a month to review and publish comments, but I will probably not respond and there will be no more new posts.

Thank you to everyone for your support. I hope you find the posts I've written here helpful or at least amusing.

Much love. ♥

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Wait, I do have one quick thing to say

To the man whose comment I didn't publish because it was nothing more than whining, pissing, and moaning about how much it costs to see an escort:


This service is a luxury, not a necessity, dumbass. If you want free lovin', go to the bar. Though that may involve your cheapskate ass buying a lady a drink or two. If that's too much, well the one good thing about masturbation is you can be with anybody you want for as long as you want. Enjoy.

Published comments

My goodness, I had about 42 comments in moderation today. How did I let it get so far behind?

Well, turns out about 80% of them were spam that I reported and did not publish.

For the few of you whose comments I did publish, THANK YOU. I appreciate your support. I wish I could respond to each of you individually, but I can't. I can only apologize for taking so long to publish your kind words and for being so slow to update this little blog of mine.

I don't want to promise another update because I honestly do not know when I am going to have the time and I don't want to disappoint again.

Thank you so much for hanging in there with me though. And thanks again for your comments!

Love to all!